Why can't stance kids leave classics alone?

"jjhats" (ssaxman) 02/27/2016 at 15:03 • Filed to: None

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Saw one of these at the grocery store today. The damn thing was on the ground. Idk how teens can scoop up cheap classics like this French beauty and proceed to destroy the suspension in the name of hellaflush bro. Looking online this appears to be a fairly common mod and it disgusts me to think no one respects these old sleds. End rant

My citroen won't start > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:04

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I feel the same way, there should be some sort of heritage protection thing like they have for old buildings.

AndyG_UK > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:05

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LOLZ!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:09

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Citroen was stance before stance was stance.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:12

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Dammmmmm..... that thing tucks hard.

I really want an old Citroen.

Slant6 > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:14

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I think this has adjustable suspension from the factory.

Matt Nichelson > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:16

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Citroen: The car nobody understands.

djmt1 > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:18

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Great thing about those Citroens is that they can get so low that you can neither clamp nor tow them without damaging them. As a result you can park pretty much anywhere for a nominal fee.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:19

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These damn kids for sure. Not even Audi A6 Allroads are safe from being stanced..

DrJohannVegas > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:19

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jjhats > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/27/2016 at 15:22

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Neither are subaru XV’s

Blondude > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:29

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OPPOsaurus WRX > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/27/2016 at 15:31

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Let’s get them

OPPOsaurus WRX > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:32

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Holy crap y not just get an impreza?

DoYouEvenShift > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:34

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Nothing is safe, theyre even traveling back in time to the 90s and doing it to their vehicles.

Ed, for the old good times > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 15:53

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Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 16:27

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...I actually like that.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 16:43

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They are actually offering a factory STi appearance package on these now. Rims, spoiler, and some interior trim. Saw one at the dealer the other day and asked for a price on rims thinking maybe I would get them for my Forester. Salesman went to parts and came back saying they were only available as part of the package on the XV. WTF?

Cash Rewards > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 16:43

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Seriously? This bullshit again? You’re literally disgusted that someone had a different opinion on car culture than you? You really feel that people shouldn’t be able to do things you disagree with? If someone wants to show their respect for a car by building it up in a way they desire, why should you even give a shit, let alone be disgusted. Honestly,if it had a blown engine and he dropped in a LS or sr20, would you be up in arms then?

Grey's Anonymity > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 16:48

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This car actually looks really damn good slammed like that. It’s not like it has giant stupid wheels or derp amounts of camber. It’s just low.

10/10 would daily if it would work for more than one day.

Opposite Locksmith > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 16:57

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Calm your tits

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Cash Rewards 02/27/2016 at 17:49

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I think you missed the joke mate. The Citroën CX had hydropneumatic suspension from the factory, so this is it’s factory (with no mods) parked ‘rest’ state...

wiffleballtony > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 18:28

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The suspension is likely broken.

NJAnon > jjhats 02/27/2016 at 21:50

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I haven’t witnessed any really old cars having that done to them. Usually they go for the modern models where I live.

Whats going on with that front bumper on that Citroen anyway? :P

Cash Rewards > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 02/27/2016 at 22:18

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They’re are enough posts about stance around here like this that if this one is a joke, yeah, I missed it. And that was part of my annoyance, too; you’re bitching about a teen interested in a Citroen, and airbags on one of these makes sense!